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12.06.2025 04:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Unacceptable again!

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So they tried

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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