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12.06.2025 04:32

Thumbs down again.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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